germanystuck:

ridemelikevixen:

is rping sex a good preparation for the real thing cause i have a lot of fancy adjectives to use

the one time i tried rping anything like that she fell asleep on me so yeah i’d say so practically the same

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

rareredmeat:

djkalteraphine:

miaman:

shoutout to the best shirt eveerrr

sorry didn’t you mean

I dunno, this couple’s got style

ask-nicelander-gene:

guiltyhipster:

ask-nicelander-gene:

wir-headcanons:

Gene hates Jack Daniel’s.

From: Anonymous

Oh please, of course I do! I don’t drink whiskey too terribly often, but when I do, I like it to actually taste like whiskey!

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