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3 days ago with 6,855 notes
2p-talian:

China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)
"White people, sheesh"
"SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
"It is a matter of gay or death"
"Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
"It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
"You an ass"
"KITTY"
"A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
"I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
"I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
"Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
"THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
"IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
"WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
"Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
"WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
"WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
"Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
"How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
"We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
"why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"
3 days ago with 205,537 notes

vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

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thurdsay:

im so annoying kiss me

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wowsodoge:

did any of you get one of these for easter? 
3 days ago with 2,442 notes
thetalkingpoltergeist:

YES
3 days ago with 19,211 notes
cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer
3 days ago with 77,331 notes

judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

3 days ago with 1,316 notes

obamasnovv:

what do wasps even do

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unbelievable-facts:


A woman sued a hospital claiming a CAT Scan made her lose her psychic powers.

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wtf-fun-factss:

Sigmund Freud: the founding father of psychoanalysis - WTF fun facts
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