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conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

#wizard kids like #hahhahaha #you cant GO to the moon #its not a PLACE #muggleborn like….. d o. y ou.. h ave sc ience… at this scho ol..

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
1 day ago with 89,637 notes

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

1 day ago with 93,155 notes

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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1 day ago with 52,401 notes

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

1 day ago with 93,155 notes

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?
1 day ago with 92 notes
bioandrunaway:

Incredible.
1 day ago with 329,758 notes
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
1 day ago with 205 notes
Me: *screams from intense heat on my scalp*
Mom: That's just the heat
1 day ago with 248 notes

Black Girl Problem #4396

paidoutcast:

Old ass white men: Damn baby you have a great body. You’re beautiful.

White boys at my school: You were amazing in Planet of the Apes.

1 day ago with 116 notes
"Is that sweat, or am I leaking?"

- every girl on her period during the summer (via badbitchesgetstiches)
1 day ago with 281 notes

Dumb things people say to me.

rose-vanity: