some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
Old ass white men: Damn baby you have a great body. You’re beautiful.
White boys at my school: You were amazing in Planet of the Apes.
- Are you half Asian? Me: No
- Are you half white? Me: No
- So what are you mixed with? Me: Nothing, I’m full black
- Is that your real hair?
- You don’t act black. You’re like the whitest black person I know!
- Can I touch your hair?
- Will you teach me how to twerk?!
- Can I touch your butt?
- How you gon’ like Asians more than black guys? That’s your own race!
- You need some lotion? I got Cocoa Butter!
- Have you ever been a ghetto black girl?
- You don’t wash your hair everyday?! That’s pretty gross.